I'm currently eating my way through the first three seasons of Parks and Recreation (again), and Ron Swanson is one of the greatest TV characters in all of history. Behold, the 'Swanson Pyramid of Greatness', a "perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement".
Favourite categories:
- Frankness: Cut the B.S.
- Capitalism: God's way of determining who is rich, and who is poor.
- Crying: Acceptable at funerals and at the Grand Canyon.
- Stillness: Don't waste energy moving unless necessary.
- Handshakes: Firm. Dry. Solid. 3 seconds.
- Skim milk: Avoid it.
Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson is stand out hilarious (as is the rest of the cast and show). I highly recommend watching 2.02 'The Stakeout'. It also wouldn't hurt to visit this website.
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