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Nicole is a firm believer that she will look better in her 40s than in her 20s. She has an irrational fear of irregular sized holes, with the exception of beehives. If you need help cooking in the kitchen, she will happily stand behind you quoting TV shows, while watching you burn your meat. 


Follow these steps to help you assemble the perfect 21st birthday present for Nicole:
- Go to the confectionary aisle of the supermarket.
- Purchase a packet of skittles. The red packet is preferred, but she will not object to the sour varieties.
- Go home, sit down and sift out all the yellow ones. Use gloves.
- Throw away the remaining skittles. Do not feed the birds.
- Assemble all the yellow skittles in a big enormous jar.
- Repeat all the above steps until the entire jar is full.
- Present the jar as a gift to Nicole to receive a complimentary hug or high five.